The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doin' anything
我今儿什么都不想干
I just want to lay in my bed
就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doin anything
因为我发誓 今儿我什么都不干
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
我把脚翘老高 瞪着风扇发愣
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
打开电视把我的手放在我的裤子
Nobody gone tell me I can't
谁都别告诉我我不能
I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
我会歪在沙发上窝在我温暖的窝窝里
Click to mtv so they can teach  how to dougie
换到MTV台，看他们教我跳舞
Because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
因为在我的城堡上，我就是爷！
Oooh yes I said it
是啊，我说了
I said it
我说了
I said it cause I can
我就说了，怎么的吧！
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今儿什么都不想干
I just want to lay in my bed
我就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言吧
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓，今儿我什么都不干
Nothing at all
什么也不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
Nothing at all
什么也不干
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
明儿我会爬起来，做点儿健身操认识个超棒的妞儿
Have some really nice sex
做点儿超棒的事
And she's gonna scream out this is great
她会大叫：太厉害了！
(oh this is great)
太厉害了！
Yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞个文凭啥的
I beat my old man will be so proud of me
那我老爹可得骄傲了
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
但是不好意思了老爹，您还得再等等
Ooooh yes I said it
是啊，我说了
I said it
我说了
I said cause I can
我就说了，怎么的吧！
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今儿什么都不想干
I just want to lay in my bed
我就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言吧
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓，今儿我什么都不干
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
不，我连头发都不梳
Cause I ain't goin' anywhere
因为我哪儿都没打算去
No no no no no noooo
不不不不不
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
我就光着屁股大摇大摆
And let everything hang loose
一切都放轻松点儿
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahhh
Oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything
我今儿什么都不想干
I just want to lay in my bed
我就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓，今儿我什么都不干
Nothing at all
什么都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
Nothing at all
什么都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
Nothing at all
什么都不干