Everyday Normal Guy 2

You want some more of this, *****?
Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine *****es, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down, I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and **********ing Ace of Bass
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
Yeah, ************, you heard what I just said
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood, *****
My favorite toy was my ****ing firetruck, *****
I used to play with that ************ all day long
Until I learned about *** from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my ************ all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long
My favorite song, ************, I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you
Every time I hear that ****ing ****, a tear comes to my eye
Why the **** did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
Yo, I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me Stupid Face
She really hurt me... Why'd she call me Stupid Face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
**** happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal ****ing ********
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago... ************
Go, go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited, but it's okay
I'll just stay at home, and play some video games